Since my readership has grown exponentially, I'm blogging. For you.
Fact: All college freshmen have at least one thing in common: alcohol.
I've decided that the easiest conversation to have with strangers my age is fratting.
Why? Clearly because I'm a fratty fratty frat star. Revel in it.
I lost my MegaBus virginity this morning. I also wasn't sober, which is probably the only acceptable way to lose my virginity(s)...I think.
It was kinda depressing how after we left Chicago it took the entire seven hours before I saw anything close to a skyscraper (mid-risers in C-bus, the cornerstone of the Midwest). I did, however, spot several cows and trailer parks which isn't something you'd think would go together but oddly does.

It feels so good to be home.